3 Books For Under $10? YES, PLEASE!

Today, I’ve got no jokes. Just a super amazing deal for you. I might have lost my mind, you guys.


In preparation for the debut of Hidden this spring, I’m doing something I’ve never done before. I’m putting every book I have on sale. TODAY you can get the ENTIRE ASH PARK SERIES FOR LESS THAN TEN BUCKS! That’s right, Famished, Conviction, and Repressed ebooks are all on sale for 2.99 each, 50% off the cover price!

CLICK HERE TO GET YOURS NOW because this sale won’t last. LIMITED TIME ONLY!

Okay, maybe one joke.

How long have you known me? I can’t help it. How about a joke about a salesman to celebrate this awesome sale?

A salesman is walking along the beach when he finds a bottle. Fascinated, he picks it up and lo and behold, a genie emerges!

“I will grant you three wishes,” announces the genie. “But for every wish you make, your rival gets the same thing — only double.”

The salesman thinks about this for a while. Then he says: “For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars.”

“Consider is done,” says the genie. “But your rival has just received $20,000,000.”

“I’d like a Ferrari,” the salesman says. Instantly, a Ferrari appears beside them.

“But your rival has just received two Ferraris,” the genie says with a smirk. “And what is your last wish?”

“Well,” says the salesman, “I’ve always wanted to give a little back. For my final wish, I’d like to donate a kidney.”


Pick up the books HERE, people. We all know I’ll starve if I have to rely on my stand-up.