Love Ash Park? Three books for $.99!
ATTENTION ASH PARK MYSTERY LOVERS!
In the coming months, I’ll be adding TWO new Ash Park novels to my collection (preorder Recall and Imposter today)! But if you need to catch up, TODAY ONLY you can GET THE FIRST THREE BOOKS in the bestselling Ash Park series FOR ONLY $.99! That’s three books for less than a dollar. It’s insanity, but that’s what you pay me for. Snag the boxed set now, then read on for a money related joke in celebration of this sale!
Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money,” he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man cried, “You can’t do this! I’m a US Congressman!”
“In that case,” replied the robber, “Give me MY money!”